YOUNG LOVERSJokes about young people in love are very seldom cruel. The reason is, perhaps, that "All mankind lovers a lover". There are plenty of jokes about young lovers. But jokes about them, like jokes about young children, invite "Ach!" and a smile, not unkind laughter. 1. "My boyfriend is wonderful" said Helen. "He is rather nice, I must say" said Kate. "He tells everyone that he is going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world: said Helen "I am sorry: said Kate "Perhaps he will change his mind and marry you after all: 2. When a girl shows a ring and says that she is going to be married, it is usual to ask:"Who`s the lucky man?" It`s a silly question beceuse everybody knows that the lucky man is her father. 3. "I love you so much!!! Do you think you could live on my salary??" "Of course I could. But what would you live on?" salary: the amount one is paid (in a year) 4. The pretty girl handed this telegram to the post - office clerk: John Smith 12 Rose Avenue London SW2 Yes The clerk counted the words "You can have three more words for the same money" he said. "Thank you" she said "But won`t I seem to be in a hurry - too much of a hurry - if I say Yes Yes Yes Yes?"
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